Extremely Contrived GCC vs V8 Benchmark
I wouldn’t post this, except that I’ve been reading a lot about benchmarking recently and this is an excellent example of how to do it completely wrong. Brennan at comment 12 on the original post sums it up:
What you’ve just written is one of the most contrived benchmarks I
have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent argument were
you even close to anything that could be considered an objective
comparison. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having read it. I
award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.